my buddies kid just called him and said our local Walmart was out of toilet paper.
i realize some of you might not have prepared enough and could run out of toilet paper so I have prepared a toilet paper conservation tutorial for you.....so you won’t be up a polluted tributary without the proper means of propulsion....up sh.t creek without a paddle...
Step #1.
Take one sheet of toilet paper from the roll
step #2.
Fold it in half
Step #3.
Fold it in half again
step #4
tear out the folded corner like so
Step #5
Save the corner piece
step #6
Insert your middle finger in the hole like this And wipe yourself
Step #7
Slide the paper up your finger while wiping off the poop and discard
step #8
Use the tiny corner piece to clean out under your finger nail.
Step #9
Wash your hands with soap and water. You’re done.
you’re welcome....don’t run out....