Some Funny Comics I recently received in emails
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One night a state cop saw a car going only 36 miles per hour, almost 20 MPH slower than the speed limit. He pulled the car over. When he approached the driver's side, he noticed five old ladies were seated in the car and all them looked to be in shock. They were all very pale.
The old lady driver greeted him. "Officer, why did you pull me over? I was going the speed limit exactly. What is the issue?"
"Ma'am you weren't going over the speed limit, however driving under the limit is just as dangerous."
"But I was going 36 mph, the exact speed limit."
"No, ma'am, 36 is not the speed limit, it's the route number," he laughed.
Feeling embarrassed the older woman thanked him.
"Before I let you go, is everyone ok? The other ladies seem a bit unsettled."
"Oh, they'll be fine in a minute. We were just on route 119."
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actually something very close to this happened when I was younger. At the time I was really involved in radio, HAM and such. At the time the military was advertising that you could pick your own career and get great bonuses if you joined so I decided to go down to the Coast Guard recruiting office and see what was up maybe I could get paid to work on radios and such, anyway I spent a good long time talking to the officer and was pretty much ready to sign on the dotted line when this young drill Sargent type came in and the officer decided to introduce us - well this guy was several years younger than I was and he started acting all tuff and kind of aggressive like he was my boss and I had already joined - - I looked at him and said to my self "this isn't going to work, if I sign these papers I am going to end up in some brig for decking this ass hole" - - - yep, I walked out and that was the end of that idea
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Make it a memorable Christmas....
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Make it a memorable Christmas....
How true it is.
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Prolly not a good idea if you wanna see next Christmas….
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Absolutely true. I did buy my wife an ironing board one year. She still uses it. Course, we are divorced now...
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**EDIT: Found a pic to prove it! And here's the thread about it on another Forum I used to be a member of. **
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Absolutely true. I did buy my wife an ironing board one year. She still uses it. Course, we are divorced now...
Sent from my SM-G960U using Polaris Slingshot Forum mobile app
**EDIT: Found a pic to prove it! And here's the thread about it on another Forum I used to be a member of. **
And the STORY is.... if you want a divorce---buy wife a ironing board as present Christmas or Birthday.
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Absolutely true. I did buy my wife an ironing board one year. She still uses it. Course, we are divorced now...
Sent from my SM-G960U using Polaris Slingshot Forum mobile app
**EDIT: Found a pic to prove it! And here's the thread about it on another Forum I used to be a member of. **
Tell her its a surfboard to show off her beach bod!
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Absolutely true. I did buy my wife an ironing board one year. She still uses it. Course, we are divorced now...
Sent from my SM-G960U using Polaris Slingshot Forum mobile app
**EDIT: Found a pic to prove it! And here's the thread about it on another Forum I used to be a member of. **
Looks like your lawyer didn't fight hard enough for you buddy. You clearly sjould have gotten HALF of that ironing board in the divorce decree.
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And the STORY is.... if you want a divorce---buy wife a ironing board as present Christmas or Birthday.
Remember: You can always get rid of a wife but you can never get rid of an ex-wife (legally of course - I know what you're thinking).
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Tell her its a surfboard to show off her beach bod!
I saw a picture of a Penis-shaped surfboard the other day!
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My Funnies Pusher struck again -
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I normally buy the board for Christmas then the iron for birthday but it hurts when they hit ya with both
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