Trying to decide if my wife will kill me....
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Breaking News
Haleyville Alabama police responded to a local residence early this morning. Officer Bubba Boyles stated "Lawd, I never saw nothing like that before. There were coffee grounds all over the kitchen like something alive had come outta the bag. But the strangest thing was the man... he was bent in the fetal position like he was in severe pain and then we noticed the rats... that man had rat tails sticking out of him in a few places. Lawd... I screamed and ran to the car as the house burst into flames."
And his wife... she just stood there cackling manically.
Staff Will Bill, from Dawsonville daily.
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I'm still debating on how to go about this. I want to video it. And if she has her nightgown on I can't post it. So I'm trying to figure out how to get her during rhe day. I think the refrigerator is the best chance to scare her. Or maybe on the couch.
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Just don't get burned
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Just do it, ya only live once....it's like the lady who lives with me, hates snakes... Probably why I only get laid once in a blue moon
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I'm still debating on how to go about this. I want to video it. And if she has her nightgown on I can't post it. So I'm trying to figure out how to get her during rhe day. I think the refrigerator is the best chance to scare her. Or maybe on the couch.
Why?? More skin to win!!
Place near her shoes / slippers? Another near the pots & pans where she'll see it...near ingredients she uses a lot???
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Don't encourage stupidity... mother nature uses this mechanism to cull the herd... to ensure the survivabilty of the species... and/or delete mistakes.
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you can't back out now.. you started this whole mess now finish it.. its like having us buy tickets to your concert and you cancelling..
I mean you have the highest baddest HP slingshot.. and you cant pull this trick off..... no pressure..
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Oh I will finish it. No matter how bad I know it's going to be. I will get the video.
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Oh I will finish it. No matter how bad I know it's going to be. I will get the video.
I guess I had better head that way with the truck to pull that coffee press out of your arssss when Alison is done with you.
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Allison has been under stress today. Ally has prom tonight and Allison has to bring food and other stuff to the prom so she has been running around gathering stuff up and getting beautified....
I will prank her once this is over. But yall have my word.... I will do it soon.
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On the floor of the bathroom she is most likely to use when she gets home. About 1 1/2 feet from base of toilet. She is bound to see it when she glances at the toilet lid position, before dropping her draws.
And all the prom stress will be behind here.
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I'm still debating on how to go about this. I want to video it. And if she has her nightgown on I can't post it. So I'm trying to figure out how to get her during rhe day. I think the refrigerator is the best chance to scare her. Or maybe on the couch.
If you're worried about that, then post it in the NSFW thread. (Now quickly delete that comment before we're BOTH in deep dodo)
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Eav, remember that sooner or later you have to sleep in the same bed as her!
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I used to prank my mother with a big rubber rat as a turd head teenager. I'd put it in the kitchen pantry behind some stuff. Sometimes it'd be a week before she found it, but it was always worth it. No matter where I was in the house you could hear the scream followed by my full name.
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Obviously, you like taking risks...
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She probably didn't see this thread. If she did she would have said something to me. Or yelled at me about buying fake rats.