I get home today and on the bed is a box of tennis shoes. I didn't recognize the brand name on the box so I could tell that this was not going to be a kick ass pair of florescent New Balance or Nike.
Nope.... no such luck at all. These were called DREW. And on the box they have a slogan. It said... FIT . COMFORT . STYLE. After closer inspection of the shoes I can absolutely say there is little possibility of any of those three descriptive words being true. AND I can further conclude after putting one on that the ad company that came up with this slogan was on some seriously strong acid.
Sadly these shoes officially mark the last days of my life as a person that will ever feel cool or awesome... I guess my wife has decided that I'm officailly old and past the age of wearing anything that is even close to a brand name neon athletic shoe.
I must spend what little time i have left on the planet walking malls and telling kids to turn that music down!
At least that is what these shoes are saying.....