So do you know how many ethiopians you can get into a phone booth?.................................................................................All of them
What do you call an Epiothian with a 25 cent piece on his head?????
A QUARTER POUNDER
So do you know how many ethiopians you can get into a phone booth?.................................................................................All of them
What do you call an Epiothian with a 25 cent piece on his head?????
A QUARTER POUNDER
I guess I'll be in good company
My name is Dana. My beautiful wife Jean Ann and I on a cruise ship somewhere near Jamaica. Can't forget the "Kids"!!! Louie, CeCe, & Mia!!
CDCAMEL6
How come people on cruises never know where they are?
Don't they have any of those signs on board that always know where you are???
The ones that read, "You are here."
Well, you can always watch the TV monitors that show where you are. Guess it really doesn't matter though!!! If the ship goes down, I am probably going to do a "Jack" from the movie Titanic. Way to many Budweisers!!! Not to many icebergs in the gulf though!!! My saving grace!!!
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blame my parents for dropping me 1 to many times
Dude its " the cats ass" lol.
My mother used to say that all the time
And I'd be thinking what's so great about a cats ass anyways
Exactly! It's like that stupid expression, "There's more than one way to skin a cat."
Oooookay - why the hell would you WANT to skin a cat in the first place?!
Exactly! It's like that stupid expression, "There's more than one way to skin a cat."
Oooookay - why the hell would you WANT to skin a cat in the first place?!
It was called in the old days a false rabbit, because it is hard to tell the difference when the head is not attached. Hasenpfeffer (Catpfeffer)
It was called in the old days a false rabbit, because it is hard to tell the difference when the head is not attached. Hasenpfeffer (Catpfeffer)
damnit I just about made it through the day without learning something new
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There will be no touching ANY buttholes that do not belong to YOU.
And my mother always says rats ass.... but she is hard of hearing
My name is Dana. My beautiful wife Jean Ann and I on a cruise ship somewhere near Jamaica. Can't forget the "Kids"!!! Louie, CeCe, & Mia!!
CDCAMEL6
That is a cool looking cat. I am more of a dog person but I would get one of those.
Too bad I couldn't take this bitch home with me. She's truly mans best friend
Too bad I couldn't take this bitch home with me. She's truly mans best friend
Now you know damn good and well you and I are way too old to have the young bitches go home with us.....without a lotta EXPENSE