It's been fun while it lasted and I'll always remember the friends I've met while here. Most of you I would have never have met if not for the common bond of this unique 3 wheeled fun machine. But all things have to end at some point. Mine will be sometime before midnight Wednesday evening. I will however leave you all a little something to remember me by, but you'll have to wait to see just what that is. What is causing this to end this way? I'm sure you'd like to know, so here it is. As you know, I tell it like it is and don't sugar-coat things to be politically correct. But the skinny is this - I JUST BOUGHT THE WINNING POWERBALL TICKET for Wednesday evening's drawing. The almost $400 MILLION will be spent wisely (lie #1, but it WILL be spent). I just don't want to put you all in a stressful position wondering what I'd be up to on a daily basis with all that new cash. So it would be best for me to quietly move off into the darkness and hang out on some private island in the Caribbean until you all forget me. (I'm sure that will be EASY for some of you to do as you probably wish you forgot about me already. lol)
There is a slight chance that my tickets may not be a winner, so on the outside chance that happens, I'll delete this post and do a fair share of groveling to see if I can make it back into your tightly knit family. I will however be placing an order for the new 2020 Slingshot R as the first big purchase, and will commit to have an annual Slingshot event where you all are invited. I'm sure I'll also have to please some special interest people with extras like Fine Bourbon, Cuban cigars, RAINBOW SPRINKLES etc. So until then, wish me luck so I can help the economy going strong.
(just so there's no misunderstands, I do realize that there's a better chance of me getting pregnant than winning the lottery, but we can dream can't we? So if I don't win, it will be something like groundhog day - 365 or more days with me hanging around)
ADDED: Just to make sure it comes across correctly, the winning ticket I bought is for TOMORROW night's drawing. I haven't won ANYTHING yet