In my travels today I got hit by a red bird. He tried every maneuver know to fighter pilots to avoid me, but it didn’t help. He entered the cockpit and hit my right shoulder. I was on a two lane road with nowhere to pull over. When I did find a spot I got out to see where he was.
He was all over....a few splats of guts on the seat and steering wheel and my shirt.....I didn’t find his body but his head was on the passenger floor....😔
I can post a picture of the severed head....