YOU REALLY BELIEVE THERE IS GONNA BE ANY COOKIES LEFT WHEN I LEAVE Y'ALLS HOUSE - oh you poor poor man
I'm just going to give you a few bags of cookies with people's names, then tell them how many cookies I sent with you. You guys can fight it out....
A aaaand now that we are driving up, I'll bring an extra cookie or two in case you cheat people out of theirs.
Oh, and I also plan on giving them to your wife, and not you, to carry.