WOW - (bottom right) - thought my old paralegal had retired
Some Funny Comics I recently received in emails
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WOW - (bottom right) - thought my old paralegal had retired
looks like my old parole officer
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Not necessarily FUNNY, but it sure is BIG! There's a video history of front-end loaders, too!
https://altdriver.com/gearhead…largest-front-end-loader/
Be sure to also check the link to the Bulldozer rampage!
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Not necessarily FUNNY, but it sure is BIG! There's a video history of front-end loaders, too!
https://altdriver.com/gearhead…largest-front-end-loader/
Be sure to also check the link to the Bulldozer rampage!
the link is corrupted...it briefly sent me to the big bulldozer sight and it went quickly to about 6 more and stopped on an epilepsy medication/video site.....I didn’t think it was funny.....
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as I was typing this last reply ^^^^^
i misspelled the word “sent” (one finger attempt at typing fast) and the spell checker changed it to dysentery......(I couldn’t remember how to spell it just now) ..and you should have seen what it did when I tried spelling dysentery.....try spelling it wrong and look at all the words that come up...... -
You might be a redneck if you live in this neighborhood...
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More from my pusher -
Dating Ads for Seniors, found in a Florida Newspaper .
'The Villages' Dating Ads
You can say what you want about Florida, but you never hear of
anyone retiring and moving north.
These are actual ads seen in ''The Villages'' Florida newspaper.
Who says seniors don't have a sense of humour
FOXY LADY
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'),Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
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LONG-TERM COMMITMENT
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband,
Looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath, not a problem.
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SERENITY NOW
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga, and meditation.
If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
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WINNING SMILE
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
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BEATLES OR STONES
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
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MEMORIES
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
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MINT CONDITION
Male, 1932 model, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.
AND FINALLY
A lady in the Villages in Florida (a senior retirement community), was sitting on a bench, near another bench with a gentleman sitting on the bench.
She asked him if he was new to the community and he said "no, I have owned a condo here for 20 years".
She then said "I have been here for 15 years and
I have never seen you around!".
He then said "I have been in prison for the last 17 years!".
She was stunned and finally asked him what he had done.
He said that he had murdered his first wife!
She was stunned again and after a long pause she said.
So you're SINGLE???
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Do not regret growing old, it is a privilege denied to many.
As usual, let me know if these don't display properly.
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Some Blonde men jokes -
A blonde man is in the shower and his Wife asks him if he found the shampoo? He replies yes, but is confused about using the shampoo since the bottle says it's for dry hair and his hair is already wet!
A blonde man sees a letter on his doormat marked DO NOT BEND. He then spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick up the letter.
A blonde man is on the phone with 911 and shouts My Wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart! The 911 operator asks if this is her first child and the man angrily answers NO! This is her Husband!
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At least I hope this is what he'd say
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For you welders out there...
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One of my favorite stops when we're in the area. The Kids liked visiting there as much as I did.
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One of my favorite stops when we're in the area. The Kids liked visiting there as much as I did.
I just went by there a couple of weeks ago and it was closed because of Covid.... I was bummed.
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The crater had covid man it is spreading.