Fixed that for you
Some Funny Comics I recently received in emails
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Well, #5 just ruined my weekend!
(Uncle BillyBob, you think you got #5 right, yer f*&%n WRONG!)
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An oldie, but still funny...
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Young, dumb, and poor.....
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An oldie, but still funny...
Never saw that before - made my day - thanks for that
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Hey Bill Martin did you hear the sport of choice for attorneys is skeet shooting?
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An oldie, but still funny...
I find this offensive, I play golf all the time. I have a 5 to 7 handicap. My balls are placed right wherever my wife places them.
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I find this offensive, I play golf all the time. I have a 5 to 7 handicap. My balls are placed right wherever my wife places them.
Officer....
A 5 to 7 handicap means you need help to be competitive...
It does not mean Reserved slots in the Handicap Parking.
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In my younger days of playing golf, I had a 4 handicap. That was until I figured out how to shoot past the windmill successfully. I was then a scratch player.
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A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.
During the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a
relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious...
Throughout the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and
his roommate then met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, his son volunteered,
“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just
roommates."
About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
He said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just
to be sure." He sat down and wrote :
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you ‘did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you ‘did not take the silver plate But the fact
remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
your son.
Several days later, he received an email from
his Mother which read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you ‘do' sleep with your roommate, and
I'm not saying that you ‘do not sleep with her.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she
would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow…
Love,
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I am not sure why this study was even done... So apples are ok now?
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Yup, it even works on self serve buffets
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Bored on a Saturday.... "What is the shoulda went to AA is going on here"
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Yup....
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Don't catch this as the weather starts to cool....
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