POLITICS SUCK

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  • I think you missed my joke.

    No - I got it - let’s just say this guy doesn’t play games - he won’t be a pussy like Mueller and pass the political football to the AG - if he has the evidence he will definitely recommend prosecution!! Really glad your back - it’s gets boring just singing to the choir 😂

    I might not be right but I can sure sound like it

  • [quote='Funinthesun','https://slingshotinfo.com/index.php?thread/369-politics-suck/&postID=268486#post268486']

    Thanks a lot there Donald Trump. Because of you my money is leaving my wallet faster than I care to admit. The final straw was tonight when i brought home dinner. I picked up our usual order of Hot and sour soup, Pupu platter, Moo Goo Gia Pan and Beef Teriyaki. BUT this time it was $65.25. I questioned the amount of the bill and they said that Trump's tariffs have added to their wholesale price of CHINESE food. That's taking trade wars a bit too far. Looks like I'll be planting corn, tomatoes and beans as soon as I get back from Maggie Valley. I knew something was up when the local massage parlors started charging $500 for an hour session. :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

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    It was because of the PUPU Platter
    BS has gone up.



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  • MISSING PERSON'S REPORT


    Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home !

    Officer: Age?

    Husband: I'm not sure Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don't do birthdays.

    Officer: Height?

    Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

    OFFICER : Weight?

    Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

    OFFICER : Colour of eyes?

    Husband: Sort of brown I think Never really noticed.

    OFFICER : Colour of hair?

    Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.

    OFFICER : What was she wearing?

    Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't
    know exactly.

    OFFICER : What kind of car did she go in?

    Husband: She went in my truck.

    OFFICER : What kind of truck was it?

    Husband : A 2016, manufactured September 16th, pearl white Ram Limited
    4X4 with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge
    option, led lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather
    heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has
    a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats.
    Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS
    navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six
    cup holders, 3 USB port, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy
    wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running
    boards and under-glow wheel well lighting. At this point the husband
    started choking up.

    OFFICER : Take it easy sir, We'll find your truck.

  • "In God We Trust"

    DIVORCE AGREEMENT Between Republicans & Democrats

    WRITTEN BY A YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT

    The person who wrote this is a college (law) student. Perhaps there is hope for us after all.


    THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.

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    Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:

    We have stuck together     since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

    Here is our separation agreement:

    --Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

    --We don't like re-distributive taxes so you can keep them.

    --You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU

    --Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

    --We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar and bio-diesel.

    --You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

    --We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.

    --You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens .

    --We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.

    --We'll keep Hannity, Carlson, and Bibles, and give you NBC, CNN, ABC, CBS, and Hollywood

    --You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

    --You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.

    -- When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

    --We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

    --You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer pay the bill.

    --We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt, Tesla, and Leaf you can find .

    --You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.

    --We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."

    --I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kumbaya," or "We Are the World."

    --We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

    --Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

    Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years .

    Sincerely,

    John J Wall

    Law   Student and American!

    P. S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, George Clooney, Barbara Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.

    P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

    Forward This Every Time You Get It ! Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sinking In!

  • Chalk up another one for the lawyers !! :00008359::00008359:

    I might not be right but I can sure sound like it

  • This is pretty great haha

  • too much fun California politicians beating each other up at conference


    seems that the new way for the left to deal with differences in politics is to sucker punch someone even if its another liberal

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