When you open the forum on your Android (and I assume iPhone, although I don't know for sure), when you begin to write, there are 3 blocks at the top of your keyboard that give you suggested words based on what you are typing. If you hit the middle box over and over until you get to the period at the end of the sentence, your phone will write out a sentence (or small paragraph) based on the recent keyboard usage of your phone.
Hit "Reply" to this thread and just hit that button until you get to the period, and post it! If you dare....
The whole reason for this post is that I thought of that this morning, it's been months since I tried it, and here's what happens on my phone when I do that...
"I am assuming that the forum runs like a huge dysfunctional family and I like it that way."
Not even kidding. Love you guys! 
