Phone # please...
Ditto
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Where did you find those? I know someone who needs them for his desk....
I'm sure I don't know what the (flying) f $&☆ you're talking about.
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It's Friday night .....
Y'all be safe out there, ya hear .......
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When you're in your 60s and approached by a cougar, do you help her out of the chair?
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Depends
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Depends
No, no. That's the wrong joke. That's the punch line for:
"What does oral sex at the nursing home taste like?"
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I think I just threw up a little.
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Ok I hope you guys don't mind me reposting this here. I just figured most of you are not reading the event thread it was posted in and I think it is just funny as hell.
Ok so you just learn something new every day.
I have a few posts regarding our adventures today checking on some excursions we have planned. I wanted to make sure we did things that people would remember and talk about. So one thing high on my list is the bizarre site called the Henderson Legs.
I can't explain it so I will let you follow this link'
Reminiscing, The Giant Ode To Marilyn Monroe's Legs (Henderson, NC) | Strange Carolinas: The Travelogue Of The Offbeat
We today as we were investigating the site we come to find out that these legs actually the star of a movie. Think what movie have you seen with a giant pair of legs displayed inappropriately. Hint - Robin WilliamsCome on you can't make this stuff up - I have it scheduled as a photo op!
See what happens when you mix Slingshots Booze and Blues
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If I fart in space, does it just form a brown cloud that floats around forever?
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If I fart in space, does it just form a brown cloud that floats around forever?
hope it's not the milky way galaxy
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Oh no! A hershey squirt in the milky way. Cocoa anyone?
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In answer to your question.... if you fart in space... no, to the brown cloud...
It does however, make your ass look fatter!
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If I fart in space, does it just form a brown cloud that floats around forever?
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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The c...atfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts. (and God love that lucky pig)