It looks like a 1964 Bug.
Some Funny Comics I recently received in emails
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Looks like my workbench after replacing a lightbulb on the slingshot…😎
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When they hand out free beer 🍺
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Like I've always said:
You'll NEVER forget your first girl
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EJ”s new helper 😂😂😢 -
A cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store.
She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away.
She complained and criticized everything and everyone throughout the process.
When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked her what she had stolen from the store.
The lady defiantly replied, "Just a stupid can of peaches."
The judge then asked why she had done it.
She replied, "I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store."
The judge asked how many peaches were in the can.
She replied in a nasty tone, "Five! But why do you care about that?"
The judge answered patiently, "Well, ma'am, because I'm going to give you five days in jail -- one day for each peach."
As the judge was about to drop his gavel, the lady's long-suffering husband raised his hand slowly and asked if he might speak.
The judge said, "Yes sir, what do you have to add?"
The husband said meekly, "Your Honor, she also stole a can of peas."
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Counselor: Do you drink beer?
Me: Yes.
Counselor: How many per day?
Me: Three.
Counsleor: How much do you pay?
Me: $5 per beer including tip.
Counselor: How long have you been drinking beer?
Me: 20 years.
Counselor: 3 beers per day equals $450 per month or $5,400 per year. In 20 years that's $108,000.
Me: Sounds right.
Counselor: Do you know that if you put that money into a savings account, that with the interest earned you would be able to buy an airplane?
Me: Do you drink beer?
Counselor: No.
Me: Where's your fucking plane?
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EJ”s new helper 😂😂😢If he will come to work...
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And they actually had the BALLS to send you a case of EXPIRED fluid? That's why I go to O'Reilly's instead
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And they actually had the BALLS to send you a case of EXPIRED fluid? That's why I go to O'Reilly's instead
it was for an old Trany 👍😂
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Not a joke, but funny.
Recently paid off my slingshot, learned to do my own maintenance and have purchased tools to facilitate that and have about $4k in accessories... I get a text from my dealer asking me if I want to upgrade to a 2023...
with a side of "oh hell no".
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Not a joke, but funny.
Recently paid off my slingshot, learned to do my own maintenance and have purchased tools to facilitate that and have about $4k in accessories... I get a text from my dealer asking me if I want to upgrade to a 2023...
with a side of "oh hell no".
Don't think that would be an UP grade....
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Had a friend who's house burned ---- he had so much
ammo going off the fire department back off and let it burn.
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With all the changes in technology and new car companies coming out with electric cars or self driving cars, it made me wonder. If Apple Computers came out with one of their own highly sophisticated vehicles, would it still have WINDOWS?