I would love to see this with slingshots....
Some Funny Comics I recently received in emails
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Some Funny Headlines!
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!
They put in a correction the next day.
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I just couldn't help but send this along. Too funny.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!----------------------------------------------------------
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! They must be UNION !
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
------------------------------------------------------------Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield London Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something! -----------------------------------------------------------
Red Tape Holds Up New BridgesYou mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?! -----------------------------------------------
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!*******************************************
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, at least once a day ! -
For anyone who has used Alexa....
That is so Alexa.... Me: Alexa, what is the forecast for Denver, Alexa: Right now in Denali National Park the temp is... Me: Alexa stop, Alexa I am in Denver Colorado, Alexa: Sorry, I don't know that.. Me: Alexa, where am I? Alexa: Denver Colorado.....
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Wow. That looks like she has found something new. No longer will we have pay good money to fill balloons with HElium when we can now find the new HERlium free.
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Sure sounds like my garage....
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I don't watch football but thought this was funny...
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I know that guy. His name is CHIP
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I know that guy. His name is CHIP
He's easy to tip.
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VP Harris trying to get on Biden's good side by bring him his daily ice cream cones?
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For anyone who has been in the Military...
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