Just before Black Friday
Some Funny Comics I recently received in emails
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I'm that guy that drops shit every time! I have a bunch of those magnet sticks for this reason!!!
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P.S.A.
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Curtis & Leroy bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."
Curtis & Leroy replied,"Well, then just give us our money back." The farmer said,"Can't do that. I went and spent it already." They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule." The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?" Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!" Leroy said, "We shore can! We don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!" A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked. "What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"
They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do." Leroy said,"We sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898." The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?" Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."
Curtis and Leroy now work for the government. They're overseeing the Bailout & Stimulus Programs.
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Group of anti Thanksgiving protestors gather in Cape Cod...
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Group of anti Thanksgiving protestors gather in Cape Cod...
They should join the QAnon nutjobs in Dallas waiting for JFK Senior and Junior to come back.
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I bought 3 old cars this year and she keeps saying the same thing. The 1st part not the 2nd. Now I'm trying to decide if I want to show this to my wife or not...
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Y'all are going to think I'm making this up but 5 to 10 minutes after my last post above, my doorbell rang and my neighbor's wife and two daughters brought me this shirt. When I walked them home, he showed me his newly painted '68 Chevelle. He's still one car away too.
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My Daughter, Tena, sent me this link -
https://twitter.com/GoodWillsmith/status/1463611637248712706
Disturbing pic, but funny album titles.
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Mean while in Estes Park, Colorado supply chain shortages at McDonalds caused a backup...
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Mean while in Estes Park, Colorado supply chain shortages at McDonalds caused a backup...
What? No fries? I see an awful lot of burger and steak there...
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Walking past the road crew down the street from me today and saw these old boots laying there. They must of knocked off early for the day, maybe for Black Friday or something. Decided to leave them a nice surprise for when they turn up on Monday to the job site!
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Not comics, but Interesting TikTok video shows what it's like to pack checked baggage in the hold of a plane -
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Not a comic or funny pic. Music only a gearhead could love!
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Stolen from my side by side group...but this is true for our slings too! LOL
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So does that illustrate that most stock motors are carbureted while most boosted are INJECTED?
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Now I will have nightmares that she was my mother and I was a bottle baby.