Some Funny Comics I recently received in emails
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Just remember: The name of this year is "Twenty-Twenty Won".
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A young guy goes to the Job Center in Charleston, West Virginia, and sees a flyer advertising for a Gynecologist’s Assistant at a Soothing Approach Gynecology Center. Interested, he wants to learn more. “Can you give me some more details?” he asks the clerk.
The clerk pulls up a file and says, “The job entails helping ladies get ready for the gynecologist in a soothing and relaxing manner. You have to help them out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off any hair, then rub in soothing oils so they’re ready for the gynecologist’s examination. There’s an annual salary of $55 thousand, but you’re going to have to go to Charlotte, North Carolina. That’s about 250 miles from here.”
“Oh, is that where the job is?” the young man asks.
“No, sir. That’s where the end of the line is right now." -
Brad lived in California and was a lifelong environmentalist. He was sick of the world; of Covid-19, Brexit, Russian belligerence, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.Brad drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle.Two days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brad from the car.A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.
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Not a comic or a joke, but an interesting site -
This can entertain you for hours and bring back memories that you didn’t even know you had…
PICK A YEAR - Pick an artist / song and play it. Unfortunately, some videos/songs may no longer be available.
Years only run from 1951 to 2015.
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Not a comic or a joke, but an interesting site -
This can entertain you for hours and bring back memories that you didn’t even know you had…
PICK A YEAR - Pick an artist / song and play it. Unfortunately, some videos/songs may no longer be available.
Years only run from 1951 to 2015.
That was pretty cool - Thanks
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I said to my Barbie we have no children In the house anymore. Her is her answer LOL
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My Freshman Oragnic Chemistry professor worked in a munitions factory during WWII and he told us everyone was supposed to wear cotton clothing, including undergarments. It seems a young woman was wearing some rayon or other artificial material undergarments when a vat of solvent was spilled. She reportedly had to go the hospital to have her clothing carefully cut away after the solvent melted her clothing, which then rehardened clinging to her body.
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My Freshman Oragnic Chemistry professor worked in a munitions factory during WWII and he told us everyone was supposed to wear cotton clothing, including undergarments. It seems a young woman was wearing some rayon or other artificial material undergarments when a vat of solvent was spilled. She reportedly had to go the hospital to have her clothing carefully cut away after the solvent melted her clothing, which then rehardened clinging to her body.
I would imagine her shop was closed for business for quite some time
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I had a very interesting professor --- Roger Henri Charlier (pen name Henri Rochard) who was the Male War Bride --- he wrote the book about his trip to the USA on the War Bride Ship. Cary Grant starred in the film https://www.amazon.com/I-Was-Male-War-Bride/dp/B0000DD77V
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So was having a few bourbons and came up with an idea...Figured this was a good thread and group to get input on my idea...right?
Okay, Hear me out....
A local noodle restaurant, but they *only* deliver.
We'll call it, "Send Noods".
Who wants in?
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One bourbon too many... -
So was having a few bourbons and came up with an idea...Figured this was a good thread and group to get input on my idea...right?
Okay, Hear me out....
A local noodle restaurant, but they *only* deliver.
We'll call it, "Send Noods".
Who wants in?
I can tell we would hit it off splendidly - I, myself have had lots of brainstorms that good with a half a bottle of Blantons gone- don’t know why never made a dime off one damn one 😩
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So was having a few bourbons and came up with an idea...Figured this was a good thread and group to get input on my idea...right?
Okay, Hear me out....
A local noodle restaurant, but they *only* deliver.
We'll call it, "Send Noods".
Who wants in?
Winner!!!
If there's Pho 20, there can be Send Noods...