Some Funny Comics I recently received in emails
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Respectfully, we will not be serving ribs or rump roast.
Donner, party of 20!
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I have both - one shoots blanks and the other one doesn’t
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I bought a used car a couple weeks ago. the dealership gave it a complete detail and a full tank of gas. They had a 30 day, 500 mile no excuse return policy. I brought it back to them last week with an empty tank of gas and got a full refund on my purchase price. I think I'm going to try to find another dealer that has the same policy. I may never have to buy gas again
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And that daughter, is why we have minimum wage...
Three people, on the clock, to move a front facia to a place where it is totally useless.
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This may not be posted in the proper thread, but i didn't want to create another O/T one. So check this out if you want to see what the new JOE BIDEN ELECTRIC EXPLORER EDITION built in China looks like
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And that daughter, is why we have minimum wage...
Three people, on the clock, to move a front facia to a place where it is totally useless.
Nah, I think it's just a couple Russian dudes having fun in front of the camera and entertaining us. That;s what the internet is for!
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This may not be posted in the proper thread, but i didn't want to create another O/T one. So check this out if you want to see what the new JOE BIDEN ELECTRIC EXPLORER EDITION built in China looks like
I would love to see him post a video one year from now when he’s chasing rust broken welds and Lord knows what else because you’re gonna have to fix it yourself no matter what. Even though he said he got the AC I believe it’s the AOC version. But of course not the one she will use it will be the one you will have to use!
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Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His brother said, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there Hind Lick Maneuver but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!
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And Slingshots....
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Photographer Angus James was fortunate enough to capture this shot. He said :
“As l was pulling my lure from the fish to release back into the water, l noticed two little eyes looking back at me from inside the fish’s mouth. After capturing this picture, the little green tree frog leaped straight past my head onto the nearest tree.
It was one of the coolest things l have seen in my life. This is one lucky frog !”
Credit : WildAware -
That day the Star Trek crew visited Mayberry.....
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