Nobody lives forever, but hearing that Hugh Hefner has died at the age of 91 came as a shock. He's a true pioneer in printed media, and an inspiration to millions of men who enjoyed reading the articles in his monthly editions of Playboy magazine. In tribute to Mr. Hefner, I will stay home all day today rereading thousands of jokes, articles and yes, and occasional picture or two. Indeed, it will be a sad day today. Rest in peace Mr. Hefner. If your estate is looking for someone to make sure your mansion maintains the party atmosphere you created, I'd be honored to take that position
RIP Mr Hefner
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I concur...
Here ya go FITS... They aren't for crying...
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It is amazing he lasted as long as he did.
Any one of those women would have killed me. -
It is amazing he lasted as long as he did.
Any one of those women would have killed me.Maybe that's the key to long life! I'm willing to try. Any 3 gorgeous women out there willing to try my experiment with me?
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I am just here to read the articles
All erections will be at half staff today.
RIP Hef
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Billions of sperm wasted world wide because of his great idea!
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Maybe that's the key to long life! I'm willing to try. Any 3 gorgeous women out there willing to try my experiment with me?
Not me I just taught my wife how to shoot a gun
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Same here. In North Carolina they have the Alienation of Affection statue designed to compensate the party cheated on with substantial compensation. As long as she ain't married it might be worth the risk...
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I just remembered...I still have my copy that featured Miss Anerica Vanessa Williams. WOW!
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Maybe that's the key to long life! I'm willing to try. Any 3 gorgeous women out there willing to try my experiment with me?
Not sure your math is right... You just need 2, no? You've already got your wife...
Unless you're going off of Tripod's picture up there...
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I heard it was going to be closed casket. Except the lower half. Four Viagra a day they can't get it to stay shut.
Did anyone else notice he died on hump day? Well played.....
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I woke up during the night with my sinuses draining. After paying tribute to Hugh Hefner all day yesterday, I didn't have any Kleenex left in the house.
Damn you Hef!!
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They say he was taking up to 4 viagra pills a day and that's how he lost his hearing. I wouldn't care I would say huh and what did you say all the time with the women he had around. Hell I only have part of my hearing and I've never taken one viagra.
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I just remembered...I still have my copy that featured Miss Anerica Vanessa Williams. WOW!
I stand corrected. After searching the attic I found the coveted magazine only to discover it was Penthouse that featured Miss Williams. Unfortunately the pages were stuck together. I must have dropped some of my P&B sandwich while ogling her.
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I was just out of college, working for a tug and barge company, when the manager of one of our log booming operations called to say that a Playboy film crew showed up and wanted pics of their gal on one of our log booms. As this is very dangerous, the owner of the company had to race down there to supervise. I was instructed to stay in the office. That issue had a long life on the back of the toilet in the men's room!
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So how many of you go busted....i know i did. It was a great wall mosaic.
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I remember having Playboy pictures on the wall of my bedroom - behind my black-light posters. I thought I was pretty clever. Mom probably knew...
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In tribute to Hef, I'm going to a Halloween party next month. I'm going to go balliky bare-assed on roller-skates after taking 4 of Hef's blue pills. You guessed it - I'm going as a pull toy!