Some Funny Comics I recently received in emails
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I was always told when lost in the woods to fire three shots in the air. Only had 6 arrows with me and used them all.
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Years ago they had a couple guys that went fishing in Laccasine Game Reserve. It is a huge marsh with narrow boat trails going everywhere with salt grass restricting your view with no landmarks making it super easy to get lost if you don’t know which turns to take. When the guys didn’t return the game warden called about 6 of us that really knew that marsh to go out and look for them the next morning. I wasn’t the one to find them but luckily one of the others did. When we all got back to the boat launch the 2 guys were a sad sight. I don’t think they had a spot on em without a red mosquito bite. Getting lost in the woods is bad enough but I would way rather take my chances in the forest as opposed to the marsh — it is brutal!!
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Years ago they had a couple guys that went fishing in Laccasine Game Reserve. It is a huge marsh with narrow boat trails going everywhere with salt grass restricting your view with no landmarks making it super easy to get lost if you don’t know which turns to take. When the guys didn’t return the game warden called about 6 of us that really knew that marsh to go out and look for them the next morning. I wasn’t the one to find them but luckily one of the others did. When we all got back to the boat launch the 2 guys were a sad sight. I don’t think they had a spot on em without a red mosquito bite. Getting lost in the woods is bad enough but I would way rather take my chances in the forest as opposed to the marsh — it is brutal!!
What, no catlike reflexes?
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What, no catlike reflexes?
sadly I think I used up 8 lives - now it’s….
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Ditto Bro
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sadly I think I used up 8 lives - now it’s….
Ditto Bro
Some of us are GLAd you are both still around to pick on. Have a great day guys.
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Besides snakes, about the only thing we both have to stay away from now is a wooden stake
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Maybe too much Bourbon! I am not sure but sometimes too much of a good thing is bad!!!
JUST SAYIN
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The night was dark, the moon was high,
We were alone, just her and I.
Her hair was soft, her eyes were blue,
I knew just what I had to do.
I didn't know how, but did my best,
By placing my hand upon her breast,
Her hair was soft, her figure fine,
As I ran my finger down her spine.
I felt my fear, my fast beating heart,
As she slowly moved her legs apart.
Now I'm through, it's all over now,
My first experience milking a cow!
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His other tape measure must be in the shop for repairs. Or the wife has taken ownership.
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Still looking for that 10mm