Some Funny Comics I recently received in emails
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Not sure if this is funny or if the hippies just came back... only 560K. (Scroll through pics of house)
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I wish you would have warned me first. Now my eyes hurt but I do have a craving for a snack.
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You'd have to get E J to spend a couple of weeks out there to take the stonned paintjob brought up to code
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The teacher asked, “Johnny what is your problem?”
Johnny answered, “I’m too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!”
The teacher had had enough. She took Johnny to the principal’s office. While Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first grade and behave. The teacher agreed.
Johnny was brought in and the conditions are explained to him and he agrees to take the test.
Principal: “What is 3 x 3?”
Johnny: “9”.
Principal: “What is 6 x 6?”
Johnny: “36”.
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grader should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, “I think Johnny can go to the third grade.
“The teacher says to the principal, “Let me ask him some questions?” The principal and Johnny both agree. The teacher asks, “What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?”
Johnny, after a moment, “Legs.”
Teacher: “What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?” The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Johnny replied, “Pockets.”
Teacher: “What does a dog do that a man steps into?”
Johnny: “Pants”
Teacher: “What starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of excitement?”
Johnny: “Fire truck.”
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, “Put Johnny in the fifth grade, I missed the last four questions myself.
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I am not sure how many have seen this.. but it is funny...
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The cat is still on the loose....
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An oldie, but still good for a laugh...
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Seen this...it was originally a motorcycle meme. Had to modify it. 😉
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I nearly broke all my teeth! I will never order a Domino's pizza ever again!