Some Funny Comics I recently received in emails
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I have two as we speak they are my grandfathers and all tho seldom see use it’s impossible for me to get rid of them
Don't EVER get rid of them. After the big EMP hit, you will be the only guy in the neighborhood that can still drill a hole.
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Probably NOT much longer!
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My dad had one...
Meh! - - - I have a whole set of cordless drills - - and I do use them
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Meh! - - - I have a whole set of cordless drills - - and I do use them
If you use them it sure doesn't show... Nice set.
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When times were simple and everyone wasn't trying to tell you how to live and what to do...
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If you use them it sure doesn't show... Nice set.
yes I know they need cleaning up - - had a leak in the garage that got things wet and I haven't gotten around cleaning all of the old tools back up
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A boat was docked in a tiny Calabrian fishing village.
A tourist complimented the local fishermen on the quality of their fish and... asked how long it took to catch them."Not very long" they answered in unison.
"Why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?"
The fishermen explained that their small catches were sufficient to meet their needs and those of their families.
"But what do you do with the rest of your time?"
"We chat in the piazza with friends, fish a little, play with our children, and enjoy time with our wives. In the evenings, we go into the village to see our friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs.
We have a full life."
The tourist interrupted, "I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you! You should start by fishing longer every day. You can then sell the extra fish you catch. With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat."
"And after that?"
"With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers.
Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant. You can then leave this little village and move to Milan, London, Los Angeles, or even New York City!!! From there you can direct your huge new enterprise.""How long would that take?"
"Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years." replied the tourist.
"And after that?"
"Afterwards? Well my friend, that's when it gets really interesting," answered the tourist, laughing. "When your business gets really big, you can start buying and selling stocks and make millions!"
"Millions? Really? And after that?" asked the fishermen.
"After that you'll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, play with your children, catch a few fish, enjoy time with your wife and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends."
"With all due respect sir, but that's exactly what we are doing now. So what's the point wasting twenty-five years?" asked the Italians.
And the moral of this story is:
Know where you're going in life, you may already be there! Many times in life, money is not everything.“Live your life before life becomes lifeless”
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Not a Slingshot, but sometimes two in a row beats two side by side
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DKGCFz4dPVQ
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Someone needs to find this little Johnny guy. I'm sure by now he's over 35, so he could run for president in 2024. He sure would have my vote
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kDnu-x-kEJg
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