Due to the lack of business from the Covid 19 situation, a small business owner had to make the tough decision on which employee to let go. He only had two - Jack and Jill, and they had both been with him since he started the company 15 years ago. Both served a valuable service to him and the company. So he asked his wife to help him decide who to let go and who to keep. She said that she had one option for him that would take him of the hook of having to make the choice on his own. She said for him to go to work real early the next day and wait to see who showed up FIRST. He could decide then to inform the employee that he had to let them go. There would be no fights since it would only be the two of them in the building. She he decide to give that a try.
The following morning at 6:30, Jill walked in through the front door. The boss called her into his office. He said to her that he is in a very tough situation and the only way out of it is to lay you or Jack off. Jill was startled by hearing this. She looked him square in the eyes and said, "well you had better "JACK OFF because you ain't gonna lay me"