The better one is When you wake up in the middle of the night on top of your wife and cannot remember if you were getting on or getting off.
Some Funny Comics I recently received in emails
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When I was 11, my mum gave me a lecture about cunnilingus. I look back as an adult and I think, ‘Oh, she obviously wanted to empower me to find my own pleasure.’ It had the exact opposite effect – there is no way you can enjoy yourself with a man between your legs if you’re thinking, ‘Hmm, Mum’d be proud.’”
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I had help raking the leaves today. It was a BREEZE
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