Conservative Politics & Daily Events Discussion
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A young Arkansas boy goes off to college. Half way through the semester,
having foolishly squandered all of his money on his girlfriend, he calls
home.
"Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing!
They actually have a program here at Hendrix that will teach our dog, Ole'
Blue how to talk!"
"That's amazing," his Dad says. "How do I get Ole' Blue in that program?"
"Just send him over here with $1,000" the young Arkie says "and I'll get
him in the course."
So, his Father sends the dog and $1,000.
About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs out.
The boy calls home.
"So how's Ole' Blue doing son?" his Father asks.
"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't
believe this -- they've had such good results they have started to teach the
animals how to read!"
"Read!?" says his Father, "No kidding! How do we get Blue in that program?"
"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class."
The money promptly arrives. The Arkie and his girlfriend are able to buy
enough marijuana to last the whole semester. But our hero has a problem. At
the end of the year, his Father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor
read. Even though he was always pretty much able to lie his way out of
trouble, the Arkie asked his girlfriend to help him think of a really good
lie to tell his Dad.
She very quickly came up with a plan for him.
So she has him shoot the dog.
When he arrives home at the end of the year, his Father is all excited.
"Where's Ole' Blue? I just can't wait to see him read something and talk!"
"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just
before we left to drive home, Ole' Blue was in the living room, kicked back
in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Jo urnal, like he usually does".
"Then Ole' Blue turned to me and asked, so, is your Daddy still messing
around with that little redhead who lives down the street?"
The Father went white and exclaimed, "I hope you shot that lying damn dog
before he talks to your Mother!"
"I sure did, Dad!"
"That's my boy!"
The kid married his girlfriend, they both went on to law school in
Fayetteville . He became Governor of Arkansas and President of the United
States , and you already know what a lying bitch his girlfriend turned out
to be!
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Saw this and thought of this thread
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I don't have to to do ANYTHING to this picture - Hillary's natural beauty says it all -
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I fugured if someone POSTS it, they must have loved it to begin with.
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I just learned we can like our own stuff. No more unliked posts.
Both canidates suck, just saying.
Yeah I seen that, Now You & Slingbeast can like the same Hellary shit!!!
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I have to say this - I must vote for Trump because the thought of pulling the lever for Hillary makes me physically ill. That being said it makes me somewhat (actually a lot) uneasy how easily it is for Trump to lose his focus and get sucked into inconsequential bullshit. If it were not for him shooting off his mouth, or Tweets, (somebody should take a hammer to his phone) he could very likely be the runaway winner of this election as Hillary has nothing to run on. I will be scratching my head for years to come as to how this happened that we have 2 pitiful candidates for the most powerful position on the face of the earth. If Hillary wins which is very possible Trump will have nobody to blame but himself!!
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Way to make your entire movement look like a bunch of juvenile punks .....
Love the warnings and comments from passersby ... classy....
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Way to make your entire movement look like a bunch of juvenile punks .....
Love the warnings and comments from passersby ... classy....
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Typical, uneducated Fool! It's daytime idiot and people have cell phones with cameras!! Again, can't fix stupid!! Hope they caught & arrested guy. World doesn't need crap like that. This whole black lives matter BS needs to be put to rest!!
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If it were not for him shooting off his mouth, or Tweets, (somebody should take a hammer to his phone) he could very likely be the runaway winner of this election as Hillary has nothing to run on.
Kellynne has very few options: cancel his Twitter account, Block the site on his phone, or break his thumbs...... You would think he could have figured it out by now- stay on script & issues- poll numbers go up. Deviate with this extraneous crap, polls head south.......
We can only hope that her "basement dwellers" comments further alienate the Sanders supporters. -
Hope they caught & arrested guy
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Don't see where they have ....... but hell it only happened on Pennsylvania Avenue three blocks from the White House .... not like there is a lot of security in that area .....
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I just learned we can like our own stuff. No more unliked posts.