*BUT, we only need one (SUPER! FABULOUS) LGBT cruiser... and everyone's covered!
OK, That does it.
I am now OFFICIALLY OFFENDED
You all have INTENTIONALLY, with malice and forethought, left out the Deity of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your hairy armpits or clean shaven areas you bunch of heartless heathens