Kentucky pickup lines
1) Did you fart? cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to check youout.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself inem.
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store mynuts in yer
hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty'sonly a light
switch away.
Fat Penguin................... Sorry, I just wanted tosay something
that would break the ice.
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can makeyer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I thinkhe went
into this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleeptil'
afternoon.
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think ofit my nuts
tighten up.
Pick up lines when visiting Kentucky, Ladies watch out for these!
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I have a niece that was raised and lived in Kentucky until her mid 20's. She work at a bar at the time. She told me a pick up line that a guy used on her once that still cracks me up. He said....
"You have the prettiest smile and teeth..... and you got all of them!!"
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"You have the prettiest smile and teeth..... and you got all of them!!"
That's strangely funny. A little know fact is that tooth paste was invented in Kentucky. If was was invented anywhere else, it probably would have been called teeth paste
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Im pretty sure some of those lines worked in Alabama when I was down there too LOL
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Had a guy tell my wife (before we were married) that he would like to turn her upside down and lick her like a lollipop.
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Had a guy tell my wife (before we were married) that he would like to turn her upside down and lick her like a lollipop.
And, did it work?
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And, did it work?
Yes...
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Kentucky!?!?!
Does anyone know what their State Flower is??? GRASS
Their Favorite Holiday is Halloween!!! Yep, 'cause they like to...wait for it... PUMP KIN
What does a Tornado and a Divorce in Kentucky have in common?
I don't know either...but somebody's fixin' to lose a Trailer!!!!!!! -
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I heard the largest dating site in Kentucky are family reunions
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Figured out that my cat was from Kentucky when I caught her licking her paw!!!