Some Funny Comics I recently received in emails
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Just because I am no longer active duty, doesn't mean I have given up the fight...
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Just because I am no longer active duty, doesn't mean I have given up the fight...
I need to get busy!! I only have 3 out of the 5 ribbons!!!
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I had a couple surgeries this month. On the last one, as I was coming out of anesthesia, I noticed a well endowed nurse standing over me. Once she saw I was awake, a couple others in white lab coats came by. She looked me in the eyes and said, "you can't feel anything below the waist". So I smiled at her and started playing with her breasts.
And they say MEN don't listed to what women have to say
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They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles.
Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?
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I won that women's swim meet fair and square and if you don't like it, you can suck my dick!
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Got this in an SF author email I receive -
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Man, that is the truth...
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Unfortunately, I seem to have developed the habit of not going to bed until 3 or 4 a.m. and then not waking up until after Noon. Last night I planned on trying to get my Slingshot's belt realigned for what seems like the Billionth time, but I had trouble falling until around 6.30 a.m. and didn't wake up until almost 4 p.m. i can't seem to break this habit and it doesn't leave me much time during the day to get anything done.
When I was a kid, my siblings would drop off to sleep almost immediately, but I always took an hour or 2 to get to sleep. I still have the same issues today. Even before I retired, I rarely went to bed before 11 p.m., even thought I had to be at work NLT 9 a.m. Fortunately, I had a relatively short commute going the opposite of traffic.
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From my Funnies Pusher -
I pass by this old mailbox every day. The old rusty box is nailed to a
tree that has to be over a hundred years old.
After years of passing it by, I decided to open the box to see if
anything was inside, even though I thought, probably not.
After all, there isn’t a house nearby that it could serve, and
any home it served long ago has been torn down.
I noticed an old letter inside the box.
I looked at the postmark date, which to my astonishment was actually
readable, and it was dated July 7, 1958.
Ever so carefully, I opened up the aged, crackly envelope and
gently pulled out the folded piece of paper, almost tingling with
excitement and anticipation.
The message in the letter read,
"We have been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle’s extended warranty."
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What the hell... Flo ridea always something to think about and sometimes shake your head.....
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Hey people have to be informed
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From one of my Funnies Pushers -