Some Funny Comics I recently received in emails
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Last week I had my yearly exam from my doctor. I was told that at my age for safety sake, I should thing about putting a bar in my shower. I'm never one to ignore the advice of doctors
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use caution to prevent over inflation.....
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Last week I had my yearly exam from my doctor. I was told that at my age for safety sake, I should thing about putting a bar in my shower. I'm never one to ignore the advice of doctors
Hot soapy water wouldn't be my choice of a mixer, but maybe if the waitress was cute & wearing a tight top.... 😁
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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'
The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides
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probably not the right place to put this, but I found it to be very funny
Gwyneth Paltrow - "Smells Like My Vagina" candle - - - and I guess it explodes
so who is going to buy one??
or if you dont want to spend that much - here is a $20 version
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A candle that smells like a rotted tuna boat? No thanks…
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A candle that smells like a rotted tuna boat? No thanks…
perhaps you might want to tell your lady friends to wash a bit down there
Just saying
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perhaps you might want to tell your lady friends to wash a bit down there
Just saying
I’m referring to the generally leftist Hollywood trash, of which Gwyneth is included…
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I’m referring to the generally leftist Hollywood trash, of which Gwyneth is included…
obviously she is leftist Hollywood - - no self respecting conservative woman would ever even think of making pussy candles and thinking people want that crap! - - - especially exploding pussy candles