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Some Funny Comics I recently received in emails
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I like boobs better....
I put her in the same category as my other future wife....
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Tripod in 3rd grade...
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Tripod in 3rd grade...
and TODAY!
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MILF.....
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I have 3 cats and have spent loads of money on different cat toys.....the thing that keeps their interest the most is a string....And only if I’m dragging around the house....girlfriends dog loves playing with All the cat toys...Cats sit and watch him.....
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Any landing you can 'walk away from' is a GOOD landing. Did leave a couple of 'brown spots' on some Cesena 150 seats when I was flying.
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that’s also how many times you die.....
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Years ago, we were flying American Airlines, IIRC, and were about to land at either Brownsville, TX or McAllen, TX (Can't remember which) and just before touchdown the plane was pushed down by the wind and we pretty much slammed down on the pavement. Once the plane had rolled to a stop, the pilot calmly told us, "Well, we're down!"
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Landed once a long time ago in Tiachung it was back when China and Taiwan were throwing rocks at each other. I think back then they only lit up the runway when planes were landing. It was during the tail end of a Typhoon and we were on a domestic airline. The plane slammed to the ground and immediately turned sideways and slid down the runway until it stopped. It was everyone for themselves I shit you not the flight crew was off the plain and running before we were out of our seats.
We rented a car and driver to get to the next city and that is another story..
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Remember: Flying is the 2nd greatest experience known to man. Landing is the first.
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I remember years ago being in a wing strike. Landing and wind shear pushed us over. Lovely seeing sparks on the wing. Then remembering thats the fuel tank too.
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I flew one of these once......the instructor said I was the calmest person he ever taught....
you have to read the instruction manuals and watch the you could get killed video and sign off on waivers....so you won’t sue anyone... -