Yup. Mary had a little lamb. That's what she gets for sleeping in a barn
Some Funny Comics I recently received in emails
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I was watching the movie Dumb and Dumber the other night. It took me a few minutes before I realized it was a Democratic political ad for the 2024 election.
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Possibly the best argument I've seen for sitting on the back
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It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.....
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I'm depressed. I found what I thought was a GREAT deal on my next trike. I found a Dodge Tomahawk that was BRAND NEW at an affordable price. But the price seemed too good to be true, and it was too far away to see it in person. So I took a gamble.
I had to sign for a special delivery yesterday and was so excited, I almost soiled my pants. I actually did soil my pants when I saw what they delivered.
So I got me a full refund and kept the shipment knowing we needed something for Sunday dinner. So took them out of the packaging
Started to prep it by rubbing in some good beef rib rub seasoning
Gave it some time in the kitchen SAUNA
Found a plate that was big enough to hold this beast, and enjoyed a great meal
And when it was all gone, I had myself a spare hammer for my toolbox. YUMMMMM
Sometimes you just gotta take risks or lose out
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I'm depressed. I found what I thought was a GREAT deal on my next trike. I found a Dodge Tomahawk that was BRAND NEW at an affordable price. But the price seemed too good to be true, and it was too far away to see it in person. So I took a gamble.
I had to sign for a special delivery yesterday and was so excited, I almost soiled my pants. I actually did soil my pants when I saw what they delivered.
So I got me a full refund and kept the shipment knowing we needed something for Sunday dinner. So took them out of the packaging
Started to prep it by rubbing in some good beef rib rub seasoning
Gave it some time in the kitchen SAUNA
Found a plate that was big enough to hold this beast, and enjoyed a great meal
And when it was all gone, I had myself a spare hammer for my toolbox. YUMMMMM
Sometimes you just gotta take risks or lose out
Phil, I gotta say, You Da Man! Somebody has to take the chance. You go with it
JUST SAYIN
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So who did we give the award to for the mail truck?
Mail truck? I thought you said ugliest truck!🤪
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If you have been in the military this should make you smile.....
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I am sure this has been on here before...
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Or more recently, if you BORROW money for college with a promise to pay it back over the next 20 + years once you leave school and get a job, all you have to do is sit back and spend that money for whatever expense you have. Then Vote in a brain dead SOCIALIST who says it's unfair and has everyone else pay it off for you. That sure sounds like the very start of a government that NOBODY wants in power. Not to worry, since they'll stay in power robbing you of everything you have to give it to those who want it but don't want to work for it. Or vote these deadbeats out of office and tell them that is NOT a Democracy or a Republic that the majority of the people want.
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Sorry - lost my head for a second - I’ll hang my head in shame and crawl back to my politics thread 😬