Some Funny Comics I recently received in emails
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Actually, the man replies:
"I already knew that!"
I like boobs better....
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I’ve been watching this for 30 minutes...
Actually, that lady has a bunch of YouTube videos & synchronizes her “girls” to the music. Very entertaining...
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I think this is fake news - fairly certain it’s never actually happened...
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I like boobs better....
asking for a friend....is she married?
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Not a comic, but the story is funny -
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True story:
Guess I’m eating hot twins for breakfast!
Cracked open an egg this morning to make a breakfast sandwich & got this (too cool!):
(Would rather have this, though...) -
True story:
Guess I’m eating hot twins for breakfast!
Cracked open an egg this morning to make a breakfast sandwich & got this (too cool!):
(Would rather have this, though...)I could have had that problem one time many years ago and was too stupid to realize what was going on.
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Did sisters at same time but they weren’t twins...
Sweetmammariesmemories... -
I think back to that and wonder even now what if. Spring Break in the early 70's. They may not have been of legal age. High School seniors or early college age
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Not comics or pics but funny anyway!
KIDS in Church!
3-year-old Reese :
'Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.
Amen.'
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A little boy was overheard praying:
'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am.'
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After the christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,
'That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
and I wanted to stay with you guys'
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
'And forgive us our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.'
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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they
were on the way to church service,
'And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?'
One bright little girl replied,
'Because people are sleeping.'
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson..
'If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
' Ryan , you be Jesus !'
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A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
'Daddy, what happened to him?' the son asked.
'He died and went to Heaven,' the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
'Did God throw him back down?'
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
'Would you like to say the blessing?'
'I wouldn't know what to say,' the girl replied.
'Just say what you hear Mommy say,' the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
'Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?'
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Definitely one of my favorite diets!
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Bacon, if it aint stiff, it aint cooked! When we lived in Northern Virginia before moving to the Houston, TX area, we used to go to Anita's Sowthwest New Mexico Restaurant.It opened after Anita's Husband was transferred from New Mexico to Northern Virginia and Anita started using her family's recipes to serve a style of food not before seen in the area. One of my favorite dishes was Anita's BLT Burrito which, naturally, was a burrito loaded with bacon and topped with shredded lettuce and diced tomato. Unfortunately, after having served it for around 30 years, it was removed from the menu as part of a menu simplification. Anita's motto was "You can't eat atmosphere!" and the food was really good, just simple.