Oh. I stand corrected... But mine was funnier
As funny as texts from dog...
And that's not a jab at you...
Oh. I stand corrected... But mine was funnier
As funny as texts from dog...
And that's not a jab at you...
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Wow! Maybe not the shortest military career ever....
Oh. I stand corrected... But mine was funnier
I will always side with a female, so yes it was funnier.
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Is this statuetory rape?
Or is it just a moosedemeanor?
Hay someone was messing with the rock pile.
Muslim Suicide Bombers:
Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-week strike in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.
The unrest began when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death would be cut by 25% from 72 to 54. A spokesman said increases in recent years in the number of suicide bombings have resulted in a shortage of virgins in the afterlife.
The suicide bombers' union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs (B.O.O.M.), responded with a statement saying the move was unacceptable to its members and called for a strike vote. General Secretary Abdullah Aloud Bang told the press, "Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don't ask for much in return but to be treated like this is like a kick in the teeth".
Speaking from his shed in Tipton in the West Midlands, Al Qaeda chief executive Aisheet Mapants explained, "I sympathize with our workers' concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands. They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace.
Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It's a straight choice between reducing expenditures or laying people off. I don't like cutting benefits but I'd hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they won't be able to blow themselves up."
Spokespersons for the union in the Northeast of England, Ireland, Wales, United States and the entire Australian continent stated that the change would not hurt their membership as there are so few virgins in their areas anyway.
According to some industry sources, the recent drop in the number of suicide bombings has been attributed to Rosie O'Donnell. Many Muslim Jihadists now know what a virgin looks like and have reconsidered their benefit packages.
Tactical wheelchair...
Can we put a snow plow on that wheel chair
Can we put a snow plow on that wheel chair
suppose then you'll want a seat warmer too
Ross I will take seat warmer and led lights
I'll make thepeppermint schnapps hot chocolate!!!
Tactical wheelchair...
No gun, no fun!