Yeah, I know. 1st time I had to replace a battery in the SS (3 yrs old). And since I didn't have tools or a desire to do it myself in a dirty gravelly parking lot, I paid someone else a lot more than I should have to do it.
What's really funny is that I had no problem starting the SS to get it on the trailer the night before. Just got the "clicks" when I tried to start it to get it off. Even push starting didn't work (turbo). I did jump it from my truck and let it run for 30 mins, but as soon as I shut it off, it was dead again.