I am 61 years old, and I have so many unanswered questions!!!!
I still haven't found out who let the Dogs Out... where's the beef... how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...
Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop...
why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton; but batteries are secured in plastic (that's tough as nails)... why "abbreviated" is such a long word; or why is there a "D" in 'fridge' but not in refrigerator...
why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to?
Why does the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret? ...why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? Why is there a permanent press setting on irons?
And if there is a South and North Carolina, North and South Dakota; how come Virginia isn't East Virginia, considering we have a West Virginia? Here's another for my military friends... a gold bar is a 2nd Lt. Silver bar is a 1st Lt. If a silver Oak Leaf rank is a Lt Col shouldn't the gold leaf be a 2nd Lt Col?
And do you really think I am this witty??? I actually got this from a coworker's friend, who stole it from her brother's girlfriend's, uncle's cousin's, baby momma's doctor who lived next door to an old class mate's mailman...Now it is your turn to take it from me...Peace!!
Ditto
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I'm going to rename the toilet in my house from the JOHN to the JIM. That way I can go to the gym every moring and some days twice if I want to
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I'm going to rename the toilet in my house from the JOHN to the JIM. That way I can go to the gym every moring and some days twice if I want to
I am changing the name of mine immediately. I have been told I would feel so much better if I would go to the gym each morning...
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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
I paid over $800/month for two years for the COBRA insurance coverage my ex-wife demanded in the divorce agreement. I think that was "bigamy".
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I paid over $800/month for two years for the COBRA insurance coverage my ex-wife demanded in the divorce agreement. I think that was "bigamy".
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I paid over $800/month for two years for the COBRA insurance coverage my ex-wife demanded in the divorce agreement. I think that was "bigamy".
Should have started with a slightly worn second hand wife.
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Should have started with a slightly worn second hand wife.
I actually did but now I realize why she was available on the "gently used" market. In retrospect she should have been in the "free to good home" category!
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I had an epiphany the other day. It's not wise to jump in the Slingshot and go for a drive right after watching the movie Rush.
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@Thomas Sleight my name is Matt, not John.
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If it's a female that's "loose" I bet all the male gorillas on I-75 are very happy.