Some Funny Comics I recently received in emails
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Ha, St John's River. Seen those gators many a time. At night out shrimping you shine a spot light out across the river and there are eyes all over.
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I always said if ladies would spend half their life inverted they would sag when they get older. I have a inversion table in the garage if I could find a candidate to try it.
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Check MY reply in the NSFW section under the Checkin In thread
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Working on it...
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That's kinda like the guy who was having sex with his girl friend and the bed kept squeaking. He got out of the bed and went into the dark garage and grabbed the first can he found to spray the springs. The noise stopped and all was good. Shortly afterwards, they found out she was pregnant. 9 months later his girlfriend was delivering the baby and he had a healthy son. All of a sudden the doctor looked surprised to see that she gace birth to ANOTHER boy only minutes later. he now was the proud father of TWINS. Another few minutes passed and the doctor went back to work on his girlfriend and moments later he was told that he now had a daughter to go along with the two boys. He was overcome with with emotions and had to sit down. The doctor went over to talk to him to see what the problem was. He explained about the night they had sex and that he sprayed the bed frame to stop the noise. The doctor reassured him that the chemicals would have no ill effect on their new born children. You don't understand doc, I didn't know which can I grabbed. I sure as hell hope it is 3 in 1 oil and NOT WD-40!!