My son had a growth around his scrotum and had pain around it. He went to the Doctor who scared the $#$#$ out of him because he said in your age it is very possible you have testicle cancer. He had to wait to go to a specialist for about 3 weeks. You guys and girls can not picture what he and his wife and us where thinking. Thanks GOD he went and it is just a cyst, well they still have to exam what ever they take out. After that I went for my annual check up and talked to my doc. and he said that is not a professional behavior, he said thanks god your boy is strong and kept going on because other kits would do eventually stupid things.
Thank's I'm done with my confessions for know.
Scary situation with one of my Boys
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Happy to hear it is only a cyst, I have one and it has not been removed. Its been about 7 years now I think, it hurts every once and while.
Wishing him all the best.
Matthew
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Happy to hear it is only a cyst, I have one and it has not been removed. Its been about 7 years now I think, it hurts every once and while.
Wishing him all the best.
Matthew
Sorry to hear that, I hope it goes away or will be taken care of.
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Sometimes doctors can be worse pricks than lawyers - don’t think they should ever use the word CANCER until they are absolutely sure!! That word just scares the crap outta the patient and all family and friends. Glad it turned out OK Dieter!!
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I had a very similar experience about a year ago. The waiting was the worst part.
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So Happy to hear that worked out.
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Had a similar situation and after I got it taken care of I conned the doctor into telling my wife at my follow up consultation that with regular blow jobs this can be prevented in the future. It took everything I had not to crack up watching him tell her and the look on her face was priceless. He started laughing after about 2 minutes because I can't even describe the look on her face. But glad all worked out. Thoughts and prayers for a speedy recovery.
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I unknowingly had a scare when I was in 3rd grade, but I was fortunate in that I was still too young to realize the possible severity. I was sledding with a girl from my class and she came down on her sled right after me. Unfortunately, we had been going down the hill with our sleds facing backward, which changed how easily we could steer. This also meant that when she ran into me, the rear of one of her sled runners slammed full speed into my crotch. Needless to say, I felt an awfully large amount of pain and had a little problem walking for some reason! After I got home, my Mom took me to the Doctor and I didn't realize the implications when he said as long as I wasn't bleeding, I should be OK and wouldn't need any surgery or removal... Fortunately, I didn't end up like Peter from the 1995 movie "While You Were Sleeping."
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Had a similar situation and after I got it taken care of I conned the doctor into telling my wife at my follow up consultation that with regular blow jobs this can be prevented in the future. It took everything I had not to crack up watching him tell her and the look on her face was priceless. He started laughing after about 2 minutes because I can't even describe the look on her face. But glad all worked out. Thoughts and prayers for a speedy recovery.
Before my Dad retired from teaching and school administration at a local High School, he would sometimes take students down to our farm in West Virginia. One time, one of the kids stepped on a nail and Dad took him to the Doctor for a tetanus shot. The Doctor collected old medical instruments and told the kid he needed a tetanus booster shot and brought out an old, very large and very rusty hypodermic needle that was meant for large animals like horses or cows. The poor kid was absolutely terrified when he saw that humongous, rusty needle! The Doctor had a good laugh and the kid was quite relieved to see a normal syringe for his actual shot.
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I have a cyst on my chin I need to get checked out...
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You got to understand me and my wife. We have a sick sense of humor. She had her appendix removed a couple years ago. She was out of recovery. Not even like 10 minutes I sent a guy dressed in a clown suit. Make up circus costume. Well of course I had the recovery nurses say to her hey you ready to see your husband he's eager to see how your doing. Of course the clown walks in and acts like nothing is going on and talks to her and is like how are you sweetie blah blah blah. All she does is stare at him. After like 2 minutes of him talking to her. He's like sweetie it's me your husband don't you have anything to say. She at this point has just been staring at him and says I must still be really fucked up from the anesthesia because you look like a clown. The 2 recovery nurses freaking lost it. My wife was like asking them don't you guys see what I see. So he comes out of the room laughing I waited a couple minutes went back in and screwed with her while she was explaining that I looked like a clown when I came in the room the first time. It was awesome. Sorry didn't mean to detail.
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When I got my vasectomy a couple years ago. We go in for the consultation. Everything is fine and we're by the reception desk finalizing insurance my appointment and allergies the office is big there are like 25 people working the phones nurses walking around. They had 3 doctors alone that worked out of this office. It's was a big urology center anyways as the doctor was saying by and asked if we had any questions he walked away and my wife yells hey doc when you do the vasectomy make sure not to cut any extra off hes small enough down there already and can't afford to loose anything else. You could hear a pin drop and the whole office just looked up at us both. I just smiled and looked over at her and said well played well played.
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That's why you nickname is midget, correct??
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When we had our first kid. We were pretty laid back for first time parents. Honestly the baby doctor was like I can't handle you guys you take nothing serious. So my son comes sliding out and the doctors cleaning him off and getting ready to cut the cord. And I say everything look good he's like yep healthy baby boy. My wife's like let me see. He raises him up and shes like thank God I was scared he might be black. I was like holy crap and started laughing with the nurses. He was not amused.
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When we had our first kid. We were pretty laid back for first time parents. Honestly the baby doctor was like I can't handle you guys you take nothing serious. So my son comes sliding out and the doctors cleaning him off and getting ready to cut the cord. And I say everything look good he's like yep healthy baby boy. My wife's like let me see. He raises him up and shes like thank God I was scared he might be black. I was like holy crap and started laughing with the nurses. He was not amused.
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Her mom was on her way over one time and her parents are very conservative. She comes in our side door Everytime she comes here. So I write a note and put it on the door it says hey Mom me and Chad might be having sex real quick please don't come in I will watch for you when we're done. And then I left. Well her mom came saw the note and went to her car and just sat there. My wife finally wondering where she was calls her and her mom said I'm sitting out in the driveway I got your note. My wife texted me and just put WTF.
