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Conservative Politics & Daily Events Discussion
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COW HIT BY A LIMO:
Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at
night, hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back
seat, in her usual abrasive manner, says to the Chauffeur, "You get out and
check on that poor cow. You were driving."So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead,
but it appeared to be very old. Well, says the woman, "You were
driving, so you go and tell the
farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there."Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full
belly, his hair ruffled, and a big grin on
his face."My God, what happened to you?" asks the nasty woman.
The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best
bottle of single malt scotch, the wife
gave me a meal fit for a king, and the daughter made love to me.""What on earth did you say?" asks the woman.
Well, I just knocked on the door, and when it opened, I said to them,
"I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."
Don't you just love a story with a happy ending?
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WTF???
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WTF???
That just makes you scratch your head. She is amazingly talented with a beautiful voice. You woulda though SOMEBODY would have told her to rethink that during rehearsals
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That was just plain PAINFUL.
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Fergie sucked! I wouldn't be caught dead watching NBA, I heard on radio & they ripped her apart!
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If she sang topless maybe I would of liked it, But that's just me
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Now that could be something they could control, MAYBE
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Very eye opening article Sir !! Good find
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Now that could be something they could control, MAYBE
I wish. But Big Pharma has way too much power in DC and the states. In my line of work I was around lots of folks who either quite taking their heavy meds or were coming down and in too many cases it is not a pretty sight.
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And they CRY "Guns kill people" Not the person pulling trigger or who can get one easy on line...Anyone of us can order this and many other styles RIGHT NOW and build in 2-4 hours!!
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I’m going out on a limb here and say if you have an AR 15 get ready for its value to soar. I think (not that it will do any good) they are going to be outlawed. Sad thing is it won’t help the problem one bit but as usual, political points are to be gained here. So once the AR is outlawed what will be the next firearm they deem “too dangerous”?? We all know the anti gun folks aren’t gonna say “wow sure am glad we got gun control out of the way” when this is over.
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I’m going out on a limb here and say if you have an AR 15 get ready for its value to soar. I think (not that it will do any good) they are going to be outlawed. Sad thing is it won’t help the problem one bit but as usual, political points are to be gained here. So once the AR is outlawed what will be the next firearm they deem “too dangerous”?? We all know the anti gun folks aren’t gonna say “wow sure am glad we got gun control out of the way” when this is over.
Yep! and the dumb ass'es out there do not know that you can make just about any long gun out there look like an AR-15. I am sure glad I did not sell.
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....HEY ——- That’s my neighbor and we all LOVE guns but politics is sure gonna try and take a bite outta the 2nd Amendment this time !!!
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I have had a revelation this morning. I have made derogatory remarks about the wonderful House Minority Speaker Nancy Pelosi. I think her vision for the Democratic Party is ground breaking. You ask why?? Just today she has solved the border/illegal immigration problem in one swoop saving the US billions of dollars by - wait for it......mowing the grass !! WHY didn’t the Republicans think of this?? As long as she is in power everytime she opens her mouth it is another nail in the Democratic Party’s coffin so from now on I’m pullin for ya Nancy- YOU GO GIRL !!!!
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I felt like I needed a cigarette after listening to her sing the anthem. Was this the anthem or was she working up a big O......
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I have had a revelation this morning. I have made derogatory remarks about the wonderful House Minority Speaker Nancy Pelosi. I think her vision for the Democratic Party is ground breaking. You ask why?? Just today she has solved the border/illegal immigration problem in one swoop saving the US billions of dollars by - wait for it......mowing the grass !! WHY didn’t the Republicans think of this?? As long as she is in power everytime she opens her mouth it is another nail in the Democratic Party’s coffin so from now on I’m pullin for ya Nancy- YOU GO GIRL !!!!
Hell, the illegals are already doing most of the yard care/landscaping work in this country...
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I felt like I needed a cigarette after listening to her sing the anthem. Was this the anthem or was she working up a big O......