Display MoreIt would appear that as one of the only living relatives of the Dread Pirate Hawkins, you owe me money.
Ya see, my Great Great Great Great Great(I'm younger than you) grandpa had 1000 dollars worth of silver stolen by the Dread Pirate Hawkins. With inflation, your family cost my family.
$20,348.73.
I might not be here, if not for Pirate Hawkins raping my Great, Great, Great, Great, Great Grandmother, so I'll consider that a wash.
Crap, I just realized we are family and I owe my family money.
Nevermind
Please be advised that I have been retained by Mr Neal and plan to dispute your claim vigorously. You and your family have benefited from white privilege for generations thus negating your claim to any past reparations!!