I’ve decided to make the change!! I now identify as black and am moving to San Francisco and getting my $5,000,000. With that I am going to by as many houses as I can for $1 each. Ya can’t beat that deal - only in America
That probably won't work. I went to the lottery headquarters saying I identified as a lottery WINNER and demanded my $245,000,000 check, but they wouldn't give it to me.