Liquid poo!
Ditto
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Liquid poo!
...not to be confused with the pickup line, "Can I push your stool in?".
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...not to be confused with the pickup line, "Can I push your stool in?".
Now there's a pick up line I never heard of! Boy I hope I never do!
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Now there's a pick up line I never heard of! Boy I hope I never do!
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Yep, it's kinda pointy and straight forward.... -
I should be in bed by now... I should be ready for bed by now.. 4am comes soon... but here I am searching for eggs...
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It's way under priced for that kinda fun. Windshield wipers are probably broken...
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That front wheel drive would take all the fun out of it, lol.
The plus side, no whine from the angle drive, lol
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That front wheel drive would take all the fun out of it, lol.
The plus side, no whine from the angle drive, lolYea, but imagine a built DDM engine with a supercharger and watch it do wheelies in reverse. Dave, are you up for the challenge?
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Well, I'm at the Emergency Room . Today was not good. I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done for a while. It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slow, just like they told me, but then I went a little faster; before I knew it, I was going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't stop him, he was out of control, so I decided to dismount. Instead, I fell off, caught my foot in the stirrup, and the horse started dragging me. It wouldn't stop! Every time I screamed the horse surged forward faster.
Thank goodness the manager at Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine. After that, I wasn't even going to attempt to ride the Elephant. -
Well, I'm at the Emergency Room . Today was not good. I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done for a while. It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slow, just like they told me, but then I went a little faster; before I knew it, I was going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't stop him, he was out of control, so I decided to dismount. Instead, I fell off, caught my foot in the stirrup, and the horse started dragging me. It wouldn't stop! Every time I screamed the horse surged forward faster.
Thank goodness the manager at Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine. After that, I wasn't even going to attempt to ride the Elephant.
It's never turns out pretty when you give her a quarter for the ride of your life... -
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Found at the nuclear plant today...
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How voice activated electronics work for me...
obviously heavy southern dialect is not recognized. -
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Nobody gonna steal that bike after seeing that pic...
Even his dog is ugly.
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Reading above post and steve said " you know what I was saying when I said his dog was ugly?"
"His 'hotdog'?"
"No, look at the seat, its sniffing his ass!"
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Dam i finally got a chance to get back on the forum and what's the first thing I see, Yea thong man