FIRST POST FOR THE LADY'S

    Welcome, @Mrs.BigRedSS! We gals can obviously use all the help we can get on this site!


    I hate to highjack this hormone/testosterone battle, but I have been absent as I visited family in Washington State and am now in Kansas for grandson's graduation. Didn't want you all to think I was ignoring you. :) Don't want to wish my time away, but when I leave here it will be to head to Maggie Valley! I am so looking forward to meeting many of you!


    Okay, you can all go back to your fun now! :)


    Anita

    Thanks, @adventure4me, I look forward to meeting you!

    Anita!!
    I've been wanting to ask you - as a full time RV'er..I'm assuming you pull your SS with your RV and don't store it somewhere? Curious about the trailer setup, and how you like it,etc.


    I'm planning to be at the Auburn start, so I'll be glad to meet you (and Natomas1) in person soon. :-)

    Buckle up! I wanna try something...


    2009 HD Sportster Superlow
    1939 Knucklehead with Sidecar restoration project

    @JimsGirl, I do pull a trailer with the SS. Luckily, I downsized from a 5th wheel to truck and camper a few years ago so I can tow. I have the Slingshot trailer which has been one issue after another. Anxious to look at one at SSITS to see if they have improved - especially their wiring.


    Anita

    I just sold my 1957 Cardinal trailer for a few reasons, but mainly I was sick of trying to back it up, etc. I admit I stink at towing!!! Had a 24ft class C, which I drove across country and it was so much easier.

    Buckle up! I wanna try something...


    2009 HD Sportster Superlow
    1939 Knucklehead with Sidecar restoration project

    Edited once, last by JimsGirl ().

    If you are looking for a campground in Southeast Missouri we have a great one about 30 miles from where we live.
    Pam

    I thought you girls would love to read this women's diary. Sorry for some of her language, but I didn't write it - she did


    Have a great weekend


    Fun


    A woman's week at the gym..


    If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you.

    This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine.

    Dear Diary,
    For my birthday this year, I purchased a week of personal training at the local health club. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try.

    I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Christo, who identified himself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear.

    Friends seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress.
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    MONDAY:

    Started my day at 6:00 am. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Christo waiting for me. He is something of a Greek god-- with blond hair, dancing eyes, and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!!

    Christo gave me a tour and showed me the machines.. I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which he conducted his aerobics class after my workout today.. Very inspiring!

    Christo was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time he was around.

    This is going to be a FANTASTIC week!!

    TUESDAY:

    I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door. Christo made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air then he put weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile. His rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel GREAT! It's a whole new life for me.
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    WEDNESDAY:

    The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals. Driving was OK as long as I didn't try to steer or stop.. I parked on top of a GEO in the club parking lot.

    Christo was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members. His voice is a little too perky for that early in the morning and when he scolds, he gets this nasally whine that is VERY annoying.

    My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Christo put me on the stair monster. Why the hell would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators? Christo told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life. He said some other shit too.
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    THURSDAY:

    Asshole was waiting for me with his vampire-like teeth exposed as his thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I couldn't help being a half an hour late-- it took me that long to tie my shoes.

    He took me to work out with dumbbells. When he was not looking, I ran and hid in the restroom. He sent some skinny bitch to find me.

    Then, as punishment, he put me on the rowing machine-- which I sank.
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    FRIDAY:

    I hate that bastard Christo more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. Stupid, skinny, anemic, anorexic, little aerobic instructor. If there was a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat him with it.

    Christo wanted me to work on my triceps. I don't have any triceps! And if you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me the damn barbells or anything that weighs more than a sandwich.

    The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher. Why couldn't it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director?
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    SATURDAY:

    Satan left a message on my answering machine in his grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today. Just hearing his voice made me want to smash the machine with my planner; however, I lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather Channel..
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    SUNDAY:

    I'm having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank GOD that this week is over. I will also pray that next year my husband will choose a gift for me that is fun-- like a root canal or a hysterectomy. I still say if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have sprinkled the floor with diamonds!!!

    Nobody gets outta here ALIVE

    Quote from Queen B

    Another lady SS owner is here. I made it



    so jealous... :| the sling is the first manual Ive ever driven. I drive like the elderly lady in the 80s model cadillac that doesnt want to scratch her "baby" 8|
    The husband has all the fun... :00000450:

    All statements, posts, and general discussions made on this forum by me purposely reflect my opinions and personal experiences. 8)

    Quote from Guardian_Angel


    so jealous... :| the sling is the first manual Ive ever driven. I drive like the elderly lady in the 80s model cadillac that doesnt want to scratch her "baby" 8|
    The husband has all the fun... :00000450:

    hello. Im Tosha. Just joined the group. Ive got over6000 + miles on mine and cant wait to roll with more woman drivers.

    Quote from GreyDemon

    hello. Im Tosha. Just joined the group. Ive got over6000 + miles on mine and cant wait to roll with more woman drivers.

    Hey! welcome to the best group of SlingShot owners on the planet! Nice to have you! Theres quite a few of the ladies on here, make yourself at home, and stay awhile!





    All statements, posts, and general discussions made on this forum by me purposely reflect my opinions and personal experiences. 8)