Okay, this is getting silly.
Not that close to @Tango, but we are friends. He told me he was transferring for work, and that is that. His house is up for sale.
Tango dude is a rock solid crew member, and he posted frequently at crew events, and most recently at Slingshots Uncorked, with his daughter. Our swarm was bettered by his participation.
He is not asexual, he is not a cyborg. He is just a human working his way through a crazy world, like the rest of us.
@Tango , find yourself lonely for slingshot company, call me. I'll grab my keys. Texas is all downhill for me.