I'm not daring you. I'm telling you straight up they're awesome. I have personally finished off half a bag at a time (don't remember what flavor). When we open them at the shop, for samples for the puppies, more than half go in the owners' mouths.
That explains your shiny coat and and favorite "style" at home ..... begging .... oh wait we're talking about you not me
sent from my FAST red slingshot