I'm mad at Santa. This year I didn't hang up my stocking for him to fill. I figured I'd try something new and hung up a pair of pantyhose. he didn't fill them for me. What's the use if Santa won't deliver the goods to a deserving guy?
I thought I'd get an early start to 2023, so I gave myself a prepaid gym membership for the year. i just got a call today from my credit card company. They wanted to see if my credit card was STOLEN?