I came up with this on my way to bed tonight. One of the evening news casters on the local station had to call 911 the other day. It took two calls the first she waited 40 some seconds with no answer the second she waited longer till they answered. It took the police 10 minutes to respond. So here is my bed time poem.
Now I lay me down in bed.
My Smith & Wesson buy my head.
If you wake me while I sleep.
Just remember I reload my bullets are cheap.
Two to the chest and one to the head.
Don't break in less you want to be dead.
I wanted to put this under the First Amendment section but couldn't figure out how. Sorry