It goes like this .... so I'm at the stop sign and had to send a quick text, check Facebook, send a quick teeet about my BFs cool truck, and post a selfie of my awesome hair so I pull out and this guy just about rear ends me. What a prick. I'm barely on the road and have to swerve into the ditch so he doesn't hit me. So I check my hair and call the cops - because he needs a ticket for just about hitting me on a great hair day
