Some Aviation-related Humor I Found on the Web

  • Famous Last Words




    “It’s probably just the gauge.”
    “They all make that noise.”




    “Hey, watch this!”
    “Just pull the circuit breaker.”



    "Maybe we should get the approach plate out."
    "A little ice can't hurt."


    777 Needs fuel to fly. Who knew?


    "Just hold the circuit breaker in."
    "Stupid GPWS!"



    ”Descend a bit lower.”
    “Hey, what’s this do?”



    "There's a quicker way to do it."
    "One of this days I'm going to get this checked."



    "I can do this with my eyes shut."
    "I don't need the manual, I know how it works."



    "This is how we've always done it."
    "I know you shouldn't do it this way but ….."



    "Rules are made to be broken."
    “Based on my training we should….”


    People who live near the airport.


    "Hey John? Yeah Bill? Why's the sky green? Dunno Bill."
    "Based on my experience,we should...."



    “This is how we did it in 'Nam!"
    ”Never fly the A model of anything.”



    “They can’t hit us at this altitude.”
    “You removed the pitot covers, didn’t you?”



    “Autorotation? Yeah that’s a snap!”
    “It’s OK, the engineers always add a fudge factor.”



    “Are you sure we have enough fuel?”
    “No need to deviate. I’m sure we can top it.”



    “I should probably get these brakes checked.”
    “This runway looks kind of short.”


    CAT ONE Approach


    Enjoy!


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