Posts by Funinthesun

    If that was the case, it probably would have taken him 1 hour and cost $300

    Yep! Just got my email on that... no luck with Polaris marketing... they said racing was not important to them and that they were more interested in promoting FUN! I watched some of the videos they are pushing on "SlingShot Life"... besides Storm's video and maybe one other, I guess to Polaris, a lady going to the Yoga parlor or the grocery store is more "Fun" that driving the Machine to it's limits in a safe environment!

    WHAT? Did you say Polaris is going to support ME? Fun isn't my middle name - it's my FIRST name.


    Fun In The Sun

    I knew there was a reason why I love you Canadians so much



    Newfoundland, Canada declares war on the U.S.A!!!


    President Trump was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.

    "Hallo, President Trump, " a heavily accented voice said. "This is Archie, up ‘ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger's Cove, Newfoundland, Canada, eh? I am callin' to tells ya dat we are officially declaring war on ya!"


    "Well Archie," Donald said, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"

    "Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is myself, me cousin Harold , me next-door-neighbor Mick, and the whole dart team from the pub. That makes eight!"

    Donald paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

    "Wow," said Archie. "I'll have at call ya back!"

    Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. "Mr. Trump, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment! We have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry 's farm tractor."

    President Trump sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."

    "Lord above," said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya."

    Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day.. "President Trump, the war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Harrigan's ultra-light wit a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Legion have joined us as well!"

    Donald was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!" "Jumpins, Lord tunderin! Two million, ye say!!" said Archie, "l'll have at call youse back."

    Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. "President Trump! I am sorry to have to tell you dat we have had to call off dis 'ere war."

    "I'm sorry to hear that" said Donald. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

    “Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a bunch of pints, and come to realize dat dere's no way we can feed two million prisoners."

    CANADIAN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN

    God Bless Canada

    The reason the slingshot fuel mileage read out is wrong when you go boosted is a combination of the larger injectors and the ecu. The ecu does not know how big the injectors are, so the calculations are off. Plus when the ecu gets reflashed, the injector pulse width (time the injectors are activated) is changed from stock. So changing injectors without any other programming change (IMHO) is NOT the proper way to go. Plus you risk the chance of major engine damage having a too lean a/f mixture and ending up with a 300 pound boat anchor

    Happy Birthday John. I'm sure your early birthday present (your slingshot) was just what the doctor ordered for you. Since there's really nothing to modify on it, ride it like you stole it and post the pics and smiles as the temps get more forgiving