I want to offer my services to the winner of tonight's Powerball drawing. Once you win, DO NOT CLAIM YOUR WINNINGS! Contact me first. Since Florida has no state income taxes, and all but 7 states have rates from 3.07% to over 13%, I can save you some money. Allow me to claim the winnings for you and I'll give you back your share minus half the state tax savings. It's a win/win deal where you can save from $5.625 million to over $24.375 million (based on being the only winner). Not too many times in your life can you have a win/win situation. This is it. Do it now before some other greedy Floridian tries to undercut my deal.
(the above posting was made in jest and not to be interpreted as trying to avoid paying your fair share of taxes)
